If you were wondering where Lara's boobs went

New Lara is of almost human proportions these days. Some folk won't be happy about this of course, but as it turns out, the boobs just moved - onto Lara's new nemesis, "Amanda". She of truly epic jubblies and teeny-tiny-I've-had-ribs-removed waist.

Oh, and she's a "rogue anthropologist". Brb - laughing.

Comments

[Shard]

5-1 that we see a bit of arse cleavage at some point as well...

oh, and wtf has she done to her left wrist?

[Kim]

AND she sports the "butt antlers" tattoo as well. Rogue anthropologist indeed. Have they no shame?

[bob]

I think she's missing more than some ribs- looks like a few internal organs got "nipped" as well.
I'm trying to get my head around the concept of "rogue anthropologist." So she uses her knowledge of differing social structures and group dynamics... for evil? I await the game with the "rogue London taxi driver" who uses his highly developed mental map of the city... for evil.

I don't think they even have the _concept_ of shame.

[Phil Wilson]

Wow, her body proportions completely freak me out!

[Hugh "Nomad" Hancock]

Christ! That waist isn't human. It's actually quite disturbing to look at. I'm not sure she's even got a spine.

Speaking from the distaff-fancying side of the aisle here, wow, she looks really quite horrible.

[Will]

So its confirmed, she's totally an alien then?

[bigwig]

the tattoo's prove she's evil.

[Chef Booyadee]

Being a guy, I think she looks okay, in a "hot girl run over by a skinny cartoon steamroller" sort of okay. If they averaged out the body part sizes more instead of going to extreme-skinny or mega-boing, she'd look a lot better, she'd be able to eat more than just a piece of fruit before vomiting, and I wouldn't afraid of getting slapped by her enormous hands. My god. The hands.

[Viridian]

I'm really hoping they are doing this deliberately to poke fun at Lara's previous proportions. Nothing would make me happier than to have Lara lift an eyebrow as she sees her new nemesis and mention that perhaps the girl could use a square meal or three.

[Cris]

Looks like an anorexic vampy version of my other half.

I'll have to watch her and make sure she doesn't become evil(..er)

[Beckie]

Amanda's are always blonde.

[Darth Pixel]

I like the girl, but the texture they used to map that wall belongs on the DreamCast.

Can anyone spell low resolution?

[elmer]

I saw some other pictures of this new charachter, and by far the most horrifying aspect of her physiology are on my opinion her knees.
Look up another picture.
They'd have to be made of titanium to support such a top heavy build with such a small cross section.
Beating her in the game will no doubt require a small tap above "waist" height, followed by the word:
"Timber"

[Alice]

LOL!

[Malkyne]

I wonder if she got the tattoos before or after the obligatory dramatic backstory scene at the stuffy university where she betrays a doting mentor, who had thus far been blinded to her growing evil by her improbable anatomy... er, I mean, by her amazing talent?

[Abshalom]

She has a heavy transvestite make up job going on there, not to mention the perils of rock climbing in a bra.

[beni]

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